Nobody asked but …
I saw a Porsche SUV today. Now I’m really confused. Either the driver had a tremendous , if off-the-wall, sense of humor, or there is for sure somebody out there more confused than me.
Everyday I see a dozen or more things that make no sense at all. These are not things explained by my own lack of a grasp of the particulars. These are things that just defy logic.
Somebody explain that group handshake at the recent Asian conference — or, hell, just explain the conference. But just when I have decided that the only rational response is no response, somebody drives a Porsche SUV into my field of vision. Are we permanent residents of Disneyland?
— Kilgore Forelle