Nobody asked but …
Someone kicks my dog around. In this case, my dog is a symbol for something that used to be simple but now is spoiled by too many legislative and bureaucratic cooks. I am a small bore landlord who is experiencing a changeover in tenants. I took off the door hardware to take to the hardware store to have it re-keyed. Upon arriving, I was told that the hardware lady couldn’t perform such re-keying any more. The nest of vipers in Frankfort now holds that I must get a chartered locksmith to do this. I’m sure there is a reason for this, but I can’t imagine a problem that wasn’t already against a simpler law. Isn’t anything that you could do with a lock either OK because it’s your property or theft because it’s not your property?
— Kilgore Forelle