On Airplane Reclining Seats

The one thing that makes flying just a tiny bit more comfortable is the reclining seat. If I were perusing airlines and prices and saw the offering of a ticket without a reclining seat, I would refuse to purchase that ticket! The fact that the airline offers and that I expect a reclining seat means that you can be damn sure I am going to use it. I will not ask permission from any other customer to use my product as I see fit. If you don’t like it, then you may offer to pay me a sum of money to stop using it. I always entertain such offers. What you may not due is attack me or my contracted property for doing so. And that’s today’s two cents.

Save as PDFPrint
Liked it? Support this contributor on Patreon!
Skyler J. Collins (Editor)

Written by 

Founder and editor of Everything-Voluntary.com and UnschoolingDads.com, Skyler is a husband and unschooling father of three beautiful children. His writings include the column series “One Voluntaryist’s Perspective” and “One Improved Unit,” and blog series “Two Cents“. Skyler also wrote the books No Hitting! and Toward a Free Society, and edited the books Everything Voluntary and Unschooling Dads. You can hear Skyler chatting away on his podcasts, Everything Voluntary and Thinking & Doing.

Subscribe
Notify of
guest
9 Comments
Most Voted
Newest Oldest
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Kilgore forelle
Kilgore forelle
7 months ago

When pigs in pokes fly!

Ben
Ben
7 months ago

Wow.. you sound so entitled.. congrats on buying an airline ticket and all of the “rights” that come with it. Guess there’s not a rule against sneezing on your face all flight, so is that my right too? I didn’t buy a no-sneeze ticket did I?

Ben
Ben
7 months ago
Reply to  Ben

You could always give me a sum of money to give up my god-given right to be a self-centered jerk around everyone once I pay any amount for goods or services

Ben
Ben
7 months ago

Ugh.. like I said. As an American, it’s absolutely amazing how self-righteous we get any time we spend money on anything. Go anywhere else in the world and I guarantee you that’s not the case.. maybe everyone else is wrong though? We got it all figured out

Ben
Ben
7 months ago

“attack me or my contracted property” 😂😂😂 you couldn’t make this up.. is this some kind of satire I’m not getting?

Ben
Ben
7 months ago

hahahaha ha.. Oh my God. I just read this again and it just keeps getting funnier. Do you know how silly you sound? Have you tried stomping your feet yet??