Re: Our Lord, the State

Writes Lou:

The ministers and congregants have gone forth to bear witness and spread the gospel of the State. They have reminded us that it is our duty to worship and serve our Lord, the State. It is our duty to partake the sacrament of voting, early and often. They told us of the martyrs that gave their lives for our religious freedom to worship the State. When praying to the State, make sure you are on your knees.