On Food Delivery

I’ve been delivering food to people through DoorDash and Ubereats for the last three months. It’s a very easy way to make money and gives me six hours a day to listen to podcasts. Something I’ve noticed is that once in a while a female customer will open their front door and only be wearing a long shirt, or otherwise dressed in an attractive manner. Somehow, and I can’t for the life of me understand why, I’ve managed not to savagely rape them. I know, I know, it’s a real brain teaser. Me, a man, encountering an attractive woman, sometimes not wearing much, have been able to resist the everpresent biological urge to forcefully have my way sexually with every pretty woman that crosses my path. I’m probably some sort of superman, a god, or something. And that’s today’s two cents.