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I saw a Porsche SUV today.  Now I’m really confused.  Either the driver had a tremendous , if off-the-wall, sense of humor, or there is for sure somebody out there more confused than me.

Everyday I see a dozen or more things that make no sense at all.  These are not things explained by my own lack of a grasp of the particulars.  These are things that just defy logic.

Somebody explain that group handshake at the recent Asian conference — or, hell, just explain the conference.  But just when I have decided that the only rational response is no response, somebody drives a Porsche SUV into my field of vision.  Are we permanent residents of Disneyland?

— Kilgore Forelle

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