The Fit Hits the Shan

Nobody asked but …

If journalists report on what X is “planning” then they have an infinite supply of “breaking” stories.  For instance, later today I expect to gather up the muck buckets to dump them on the compost pile.  Just think of the potential headlines:

— Farmer to Raise a Stink
— Kilgore Stirring Up Sh!t Again
— Giant Bank of Poo, Avalanche Alert
— Sh!t in Position, Kilgore Brings Fan

I could go on …

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